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kinda overdid it on the firefly quotes

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Sep. 27th, 2005 | 10:38 pm

I went and found a Firefly quote source and I kept finding more good quotes.

My favorite: But she was naked! And all... articulate!



Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?

Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the verse stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

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Mal: Say that to my face.
Bald guy: I said you're a coward and a pisspot. Now what are you gonna do about it?
Mal: Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you. [Zoe knocks the bald guy out] (to Zoe) Thugs are so cute.

---
INARA: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
MAL: That it was manly and impulsive?
INARA: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "don't".
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Kroll - No mater where you go, I will hunt you down..

Mal - That's too bad (kicks him into the turbine, and puts new guy on his knees) This is all the money that ....

Wash: Her legs! That, and where her legs meet her back.... That whole area really.... and.... above it.


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WASH (alarmed): Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?
(deadpan) Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

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Mal: "You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?"

Kaylee: "Sure... Yeah... I think so... 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me."


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Kaylee: is that him?

Mal: (looks) that's the buffet table.

Kaylee: well, how do we know unless we question it?

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Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Zoe gets naked.

Wash: NO.

Jayne: I could get naked

Everyone: NO.

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Harrow: "I know him. And I think he's a psychotic lowlife."

Mal: "And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

----

MAL: See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

----

MAL : Never figured she did. But when a man's engaging in clandestine dealings, he has this preference for things being smooth. She makes things not be smooth.

SIMON :Right. I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

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Zoe: You sanguine about the kinda reception we're gonna get?

Mal: Absolutely. What's sanguine?

Zoe: Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means bloody.

Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, now don't it?

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Mal: But she was naked! And all... articulate!

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Simon: You know, I've saved lives. Dozens, maybe hundreds. I... I reattached a girl's leg... Whole leg. She named her hampster after me. I got a hampster. He drops a box o money, he gets a town.

Kaylee: Hampsters is nice.

Simon: To Jayne! The.. box dropping... man-ape... gone wrong thing.

----
Wash: I think they captured him, though - you know...captured his essence.

Kaylee: Looks sort of angry, don't he?

Wash: That's kinda what I meant

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"You guys started a riot? On account of me? Oh... I am truly touched, truly, truly touched by that. I mean, all of this has been swell and all, but that, my very own riot... that's just about the nicest thing I ever heard."
-- Jayne

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Jayne: Now Inara -- she's gotta have some real funny whorin' stories, I'd wager.
Inara: Oh! Do I ever! Funny and sexy. You have no idea.
(then) And you never will.

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RIVER: Don't be afraid... That's what it says, 'don't be afraid?'

BOOK: Yes.

RIVER: But you are afraid.

BOOK: Yes.

RIVER: You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. ... We'll freeze to death first.


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KAYLEE: (grumbling) Figures... first time on the Core, what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-Plex, or - ooh, synchronizers!

-----
Mal: "Pupils were fixed and dilapidated-"

Simon: "Dialated-"

Mal: "Dialated! Dialated! Ching-wao tsao duh liou mahng!"

---
ZOE: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

BOOK: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
---

ZOE: (stopping Jayne) This is something the Captain needs to do for himself.

MAL: (muffled) No it's not!

ZOE: Oh...

(excessive gunfire ensures)
---

SAFFRON: Durran... this isn't what it looks like.

MAL: Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter. 'Cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun though, 'cause that's new.

DURRAN: Well, I appreciate your honesty. Not, y'know, a lot, but...
----

INARA: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?

MAL: All according to plan.
---

ARA: It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but --

NANDI: If they got guns, and brains at all...

INARA: They have guns.


---

NANDI: You okay with this?

MAL: I'm just waiting to see if I pass out... Long story

-----

Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.

----

NARA: You have such lovely hair. I'm sure the Doctor would agree.

KAYLEE: Who? Simon? No, he's much too, I mean I'm just-- do you think it looks better up?

INARA: We can experiment. We might even get wild later and wash your face.

---


Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey.

Mal: Listen... She swore to obey?

Wash: Well, no, not... But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!

---
Sure it is. Grav boot ain't your trouble. I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back. Your reg couple's bad

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Sure, it's humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man.
[sword poke to the belly] Guess I'm just a good man.
[another poke] Well, I'm all right.



ETA: Just read an SF Chronicle article on LJ with quotes from Brad talking about the diversity of content: "Like the whole furry thing, or that thing where people are doing celebrity role-playing. One of the most popular communities for a while was called Naked Parts." Heh. :

ETA2 The author of the article is a charming slasher and Firefly fan (thus tying together my post): noblerot.


And I finally got the groceries :-)

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Helens

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from: helens78
date: Sep. 28th, 2005 06:12 am (UTC)
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Sure, it's humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man.
[sword poke to the belly] Guess I'm just a good man.
[another poke] Well, I'm all right.


That's one of my favorite Mal moments.

...most of Mal's moments are my favorite Mal moments. I love him so much.

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Lotripper

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from: msilverstar
date: Sep. 28th, 2005 04:56 pm (UTC)
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I think he does an amazing job as the Hero, which is really hard to do without seeming dorky. But I like all the other characters even better.

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sister mary jillian holtzmann

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from: marginalia
date: Sep. 28th, 2005 06:41 am (UTC)
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i am so diggin' the firefly love all over the flist these days :)

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Lotripper

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from: msilverstar
date: Sep. 28th, 2005 04:57 pm (UTC)
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Me too! I forgot to say how it's a fun thing our family can do together, my teenager loves it.

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from: magickalmolly
date: Sep. 28th, 2005 01:04 pm (UTC)
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I have it if you ever want to borrow it. *big grin*

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Lotripper

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from: msilverstar
date: Sep. 28th, 2005 04:57 pm (UTC)
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I think you'll like it. A lot!

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